lord shaggy

Before there was anything there was shaggy, no one knows his real name but it is said that should it be mentioned even in a hush whisper it would tear all of reality in half and plunge us all into darkness. (Those that somehow survive)

Lord Shaggy is the height of perfection and an omnipotent god among gods

Lord shaggy or the great gobbler are the only names that this legendary being is known by

I've just been thinking "how did we all come to be"

Well the most common understanding is that once the great lord shaggy exhaled out of boredom and thus sprang forth our existence and reality.

by Siya7x January 29, 2019

Shaggy

The most omnipotent being in the universe.

"You just made me,like, use 5% of my power"- Shaggy said as he obliterated the universe

by Yeyaw January 28, 2019

Jacob Saggytits

1. Jacob Sartorius. An 18-year-old stuck in the body of a twelve-year-old who has one viral song that has 2.1 MILLION dislikes placing it in the top 14 most disliked videos on Youtube.

2.A "stoner" who probably only smoked once or twice and has "🍃" as his most used emoji.

1. I fucking hate Jacob saggytits he is a waste of a human life.

2. HaHa he just paid me $50 for a gram of oregano, what a Jacob saggytits.

by sammyel December 3, 2020

ballbag snuggy

to give a man a wedgie using his own scrotum; reach between legs from behind and pull back and up.

Thinking that a towel snap in the locker room was the ultimate insult, the bully cried for momma when I gave him a ballbag snuggy

by LtMonkeyboy February 14, 2008

jacob saggytities

A fuckboy who sub bots on youtube, and fucks Ricegum on a day to day basis

" Look Mahkmoud, it's Jacob Saggytities"

by Team Salc (official) November 26, 2017

shnaggyhose

A very handsome man that will help your step sis out the dryer.

Be a shnaggyhose and stop being a bitch

by Imsleep_25 February 12, 2021

Snagglejob

This is a type of oral pleasure given by a female with incredibly "snaggled" teeth. More disheartening than the slamming of the door after the reception of a public intox, is the sight of a young lady cursed by crooked teeth. Known for the catching of teeth while attempting the trip to pleasure town, it is often the determining factor in a night ending badly. While some women many overcome this all too common ailment, most are left living life having to compensate elsewhere.

The Pitcher- "Oh Colin I'm really getting into this one, do you think your going to need a tissue?"

The Catcher- "After that snagglejob, I don't think so. It's ok, you tried hard!"

by TheBallUArseSlapper April 28, 2010