Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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Synonir or "Syn" for short, Would probably claim the title for "Worst joke ever made".
Synonir or "Syn" for short, Would probably claim the title for "Worst joke ever made".
1. Synonir just robbed my house and kidnapped my family
2. Syn is so fat and ugly, Kind of looks like yo' momma
2. Syn is so fat and ugly, Kind of looks like yo' momma
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Get the Predictive Synonym mug.Noun. Any word that gives the listener(s) a radical feeling so much so that something happens within their body that is expressed in an obnoxious and physical manner.
When Daniel says the word "tulip" to Gabby, Gabby sneezes.
"Tulip" would be Gabby's synonymoplaglockogyn.
Anytime someone says "tractor" to Steven, a pimple grows instantly on Steven's face.
Everytime Jimmy says the word "hammer" to Andrew, Andrew wets himself. "Hammer" would be Andrew's synonymoplaglockogyn.
When Ashley says "reindeer" to Angela, Angela orgasms and then faints. "Reindeer" would be Angela's synonymoplaglockogyn.
Anytime the word "bamboo" is said in Jacob's presence, he has seizure. "Bamboo" would be Jacob's synonymoplaglockogyn.
"Tulip" would be Gabby's synonymoplaglockogyn.
Anytime someone says "tractor" to Steven, a pimple grows instantly on Steven's face.
Everytime Jimmy says the word "hammer" to Andrew, Andrew wets himself. "Hammer" would be Andrew's synonymoplaglockogyn.
When Ashley says "reindeer" to Angela, Angela orgasms and then faints. "Reindeer" would be Angela's synonymoplaglockogyn.
Anytime the word "bamboo" is said in Jacob's presence, he has seizure. "Bamboo" would be Jacob's synonymoplaglockogyn.
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