A alternative account (usually for gaming) that one can use to hide from people/pwn noobs/not be messaged 1 million times in a game.
NoobPwnRoflStomp9001 : Hey d00d u wanna play in match with me? i the best
Some guy : Sorry man, I gotta go feed the cat... *logs smurf account*
Some guy : Sorry man, I gotta go feed the cat... *logs smurf account*
by CraDieN March 6, 2011
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Guy 2: I dont know, but it kinda looks like her nipples
Guy 1: Oh, she must have smurf her tits.
Guy 2: I dont know, but it kinda looks like her nipples
Guy 1: Oh, she must have smurf her tits.
by the charlie January 17, 2009
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someone who has fancied the same girl for the last 4 years without making ANY progress what so ever.
Smarbury: hey kate, wanna go out with me?
Kate: get the hell out of my cupboard you stalker!
Smarbury: I'm gonna top myself now...
Kate: get the hell out of my cupboard you stalker!
Smarbury: I'm gonna top myself now...
by chris harcombe March 29, 2008
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-noun, plural Skurbies
-verb, to Skurb or Skurbin’ (vernacular)
-academia, Skurbenomics, the study of the Skurb’s behavior, habitat, interests, and other miscellaneous elements of Skurbery
Definition:
Non-essential corporate contributor. The Skurb occupies a negligible, dispensable position in a corporate office. These positions include, but are not limited to, Marketing Coordinator, Communications coordinator, Para-legal, Intern, Junior Analyst, etc. Skurbs are shifty characters, by nature and may be irrationally fearful or suspicious. When they are not making copies, arranging meetings, entering data, or acting as de facto stenographer at meetings, the Skurb shirks in his cubicle. (see: v., to shirk) Generally, Skurbs avoid eye contact. Skurbs are usually 1 – 3 years out of college. A Skurb works in a cubicle, often shared with other Skurbs of equal or lesser stature.
-verb, to Skurb or Skurbin’ (vernacular)
-academia, Skurbenomics, the study of the Skurb’s behavior, habitat, interests, and other miscellaneous elements of Skurbery
Definition:
Non-essential corporate contributor. The Skurb occupies a negligible, dispensable position in a corporate office. These positions include, but are not limited to, Marketing Coordinator, Communications coordinator, Para-legal, Intern, Junior Analyst, etc. Skurbs are shifty characters, by nature and may be irrationally fearful or suspicious. When they are not making copies, arranging meetings, entering data, or acting as de facto stenographer at meetings, the Skurb shirks in his cubicle. (see: v., to shirk) Generally, Skurbs avoid eye contact. Skurbs are usually 1 – 3 years out of college. A Skurb works in a cubicle, often shared with other Skurbs of equal or lesser stature.
“Did you hear that Skurb from HR got canned?”
No honor among Skurbs.
I enter data, therefore I Skurb.
Skurb Life
No honor among Skurbs.
I enter data, therefore I Skurb.
Skurb Life
by Ph. Crump March 17, 2008
Get the Skurb mug.Dropping a heavy weight such as a large rock down the ventilation pipe of a Port-a-Potty while someone else is taking a dump. The splash will paint their rear end with blue goo. Popular as a practical joke in the military, where Port-a-Potties abound.
Hey, Jim has been in the shitter for a long time, let's get a big ass rock and smurfhole that motherfucker!
by skinny79 August 9, 2010
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