smuck

To be short, or arrogant with someone..

"Don't be smuck with me!!"

smuck by Bob332 December 28, 2005

smuck

The combination of garbage and urine fumes that passes for air in New York City in August.

I need to take a shower. I'm completely covered in subway smuck!

smuck by jbean October 8, 2003

smuck

When you hit your car and cause damage, but not enough damage to immobilize the vehicle. More than a 'bump' but less than a 'smash'. Typically used as a verb.

"ohhhh, I almost got smucked"

or

"Sorry honey, I smucked the car on the way home"

smuck by Julie C. December 12, 2003

smuck

To win a game with ease and a very high score, almost to the point of embarrassment.

"The score of that game was 80-2. It was a total smuck!"

smuck by Lizzie February 25, 2005

smuck

a guy that cant pronouce shmuck!

Jeff cant say shmuck right so he is called a smuck

smuck by Lisa December 11, 2004

smuck

to insert your penis into a can of spam while wearing a dress and listening to "you spin me right round" by billy idol.

bobby invited his friends over to smuck with him

smuck by Jason McEnteer December 23, 2007

smuck

(n.) A small plop or pile, usually relating to feces and defecation.

"Mommy! I made poopy smucks!"

smuck by iEatSand July 22, 2007