smooshing

when your manhood doesnt work to full potential, usually from drinking or an unattractive lady, so you have a rubbery wang that you smoosh into her snatch

i was getting hot and heavy with that girl but when it came time to get to business my guy wasn't at full mast so i was just smooshing her for three hours, i had fun.

by smooshman February 23, 2009

smoothing one out

To "smooth out" one's erection
To masturbrate as a male
To jack off

So I was in my room smoothing one out when my mom walked in...

by Dr.AlfredKinseyatLarge April 24, 2008

Smocking

Smocking When your trolling the freaks that used to be in office, Skippy & Val at a party Watch them on YT uMsQPuhBBfw

Projecting what you are in fact doing onto innocent people. you shouldn't be talking about smocking guns when yours is on fire

by Betterwakeup December 19, 2018

smoothing it

The moment immediately prior to putting the mack down where one attempts to perfect ones appearance in a subtle manner. Such as pressing ones clothing flat to remove the wrinkles, or adjusting ones hair.

ELAINE: Oh.. I got denim vest checking me out.Fake phone number's coming out tonight.

JERRY: You have a standard fake?

ELAINE: Mm-hmm.

JERRY: .That's neat... *walks away*

ELAINE:No, please! Denim vest! He's smoothing it! Jerry! God!

by blacklung4 June 10, 2011

smocking gun

Similar to a T-shirt cannon, except that it fires smocks and aprons.

Tammy Lariat used a smocking gun to distribute smocks and aprons to the crowds in the stands.

by wendue December 10, 2018

booty smooshing

two booties running together to make fire

friend 1: i’m bored what shall we do?
friend 2: BOOTY SMOOSHING

by séxy mf May 26, 2021

shark smoothing

When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.

For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"

Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.

by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021