smoking

A simple way to simultaneously ruin your health, eliminate your sex appeal, empty your wallet and support huge corporations that don't give a damn about well-being.

Smoking is a great way to increase the cost of your health insurance and life insurance, AND your likelyhood of needing to utilize them.

by JessK March 15, 2005

smoke

To beat someone at something.

"DOOD. I just totally smoked you at Scrabble, Doug!" or "Put THAT in your pipe and SMOKE it!"

by AdriannaH. March 18, 2007

smoking

A legal form of suicide.

He was depressed so he started smoking.

by Bigdaddysmack November 23, 2009

smoking

Way of paying large amounts of tax.

Dont talk to me about income tax... i smoke

by oracle March 12, 2004

smoked

to be blown away in some sort of competition.

My Powerbook smoked your G4 in those performance benchmarks!

by Bungalow Bill October 17, 2001

smokes

Slang for cigarettes, cigars, or pipes.

Go in there and buy me some smokes.

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

smoke-_-

smoke-_- from the irc phrase meaning
"without penis" recently changed to
"shag sheep"

I saw a farmer smoke-_- one of his lambs, he loved it

by wellard April 26, 2004