SMILF

Dude I know your dad got remarried but she’s a total SMILF!
by Smoove904 June 26, 2021
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SMILF, or Smurf MILF, is a word commonly used to describe an awesome, attractive collegiate woman that is short, like a Smurf, without kids that strives to be a mom, doing this by becoming the mother figure to friends that are a couple of years younger than her. Even though she wants to be the mother figure of her younger friends, or "kids," she also strives to be young again herself, attempting to live vicariously through her "kids." SMILFs can be found on many college campuses around the world, bringing joy and comfort to all those around.
"SMILF is so fucking cool, lets go hang out with her and pregame at her apartment."

Kid 1: "You think SMILF will let my girlfriend and I spend the night at her apartment tonight since we can't in the dorms?"
Kid 2: "Of course dude, she's fucking awesome!"
by Froshy February 04, 2010
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Step-mother I'd like (to) fuck. Usually named Danneel, and fun-sized.
Josh: DAMN!! Look over there, see her? John: Yeah holy shit, she's got 2 kids with her too. Josh: Man I'm out then. John: My Smilf senses are tingling! *John then leeps into action*
by masta jay March 10, 2009
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"Dude, check out the smilf in the frozen food section."
by BrendanBien March 31, 2008
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Kid 1: man your moms hot. do you ever feel like just hugging her
Smilf'son: ya
Kid 2:...
by 716 June 06, 2005
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Soon-to-be-Mother I'd Like to Fuck

A woman that is pregnant, yet is still smoking hot.
Our Geography professor is one hot SMILF.
by robertbebs January 19, 2011
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Straight Man I'd Like to Fuck. Used primarily by gay men for fantasy purposes.
Andrew: Kevin is such a smilf; I wish he were gay.
by dcmdcmdcmdcmdcm October 12, 2008
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