Smelsh

a hoe and a whore mixed together- usually used as a joke not to be mean

Woah Luke your a smelsh!

by whenurmommagay March 27, 2019

Rainbow smelt

A person who likes to make stuff harder for them selfs even though the stuff is really simple

Damn James why you such a rainbow smelt the assignment is so easy

by The local classmate December 13, 2022

Smelt Batter

The sexual act performed after the male finishes in a condom, then proceeding to fill the condom with smelt (live minnows) after which he places a funnel into womans vagina and dumping the battered smelt into the funnel.
(This method of conception is how Justin Beiber was concieved.)

Justin Beiber was finally concieved after completing the act of smelt battering.

by Rickky shaw December 25, 2010

smeath

Nasty stuff that builds up on sex toys when not cleaned.

I found my moms sex toys, she must never wash them cause they were covered in smeath.

by Cnote85 November 13, 2013

smealth bomber

A person with the ability to clear an entire room with their farts, especially when done via the SBD/silent but deadly method. A pun on "stealth bomber".

Steve just did a smealth bomber in the cafeteria! Cleared the whole place out! All he said was it was a gift from the gods to share, and that you gotta share the smealth!

by LonePooper May 4, 2018

Smethy

A female who was attractive then got strung out on meth

Hey that girl is smethy

by Drew be November 20, 2020

smelt the spoon

smelt the spoon is a game where you put a spoon in the microwave, turn it on, and wait for a fire.

don't smelt the spoon please

by how did you find this October 20, 2021