Smashface

When you see somebody who looks attractive from behind, until they turn around.

"I was checking out this girl in line. She was so hot, until she turned around. The bitch had smashface!"

by BigHairyCanary June 15, 2014

smashface

AN UGLY ASS Mother fucking orc looking thing who got it's face smashed in with a brick aka Lauren Grasher

EEEEEEEE! I'm Smash Face! Help me!

by Ron Jeremy January 19, 2004

smashface

An ese(Chinese,Japanese, vietnamese... basically anybody without eyelids)

Look at that smashfaced chink that just washed up on shore.

by Sean, Jarrod and Bubba June 10, 2004

smashface

Jared Mc Cormicks lover and a creature who dwells under overpasses.

Hey dude i think smashface is in the vents.

by MAC March 18, 2004

smashface

This ugly bitch who got her face smash skinky wink wink she ugly. She be nasty and shit, Lauren she she like BBC because only retarded bitches like BBC

I'm lauren grasher I like BBC and my face got smashed hilfe mich

by South Meck Sadist Tom Skinner March 13, 2004

Smashmatic

Smashmatic: adj. Describes a person, place, or thing that requires AUTOMATIC smashing or mashing

Similar to Smash on Sight or S.O.S

"Dr. Dre's Beats be Smashmatic!"
"Shorty over there with the tennis skirt on…Smashmatic like a mugg."
"Them new dudes is over here Short Stoppin sales. As far as I'm concerned they're whole Set is straight Smashmatic mayne!"

by The Skurge March 13, 2010

smashmatics

The abstract study of number, quantity, and space as they relate to the chances of getting laid.

If Alex is a solid 8.5, and there are two mid-tier sorority girls, Becky and Rachel, 6.3 and 7.4 respectively, at the bar. What are the chances Alex goes home with one or both of them when corrected for possible cockblockage? The smashmatics are showing a high nut probability.

by The alpacalypse May 22, 2018