A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.
It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.
It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.
Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus
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In a game of smarties, there are two players, the bottom and the top, chosen by the host of the party. The bottom lays on the floor and the top throws smarties onto the bottom. Smarties that miss or bounce off the bottom are placed by the host wherever he or she desires. The top then eats the smarties off the bottom. The game ends when all the smarties have been eaten.
In a game of smarties, there are two players, the bottom and the top, chosen by the host of the party. The bottom lays on the floor and the top throws smarties onto the bottom. Smarties that miss or bounce off the bottom are placed by the host wherever he or she desires. The top then eats the smarties off the bottom. The game ends when all the smarties have been eaten.
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Fishing for brook trout and targeting those fish for pictures that have especially vibrant colouration
Taylor said he was going up to the cottage so that he could fill up his instagram with proof of his smartiesbox fishing exploits.
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Someone who you have a deep emotional connection with that you can't describe it with any other terms. Can be lovers or platonic relationships. The stars predicted and boned you with this person.
We are starmates.
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is full with E numbers and Suger and Bees Wax :|
are they good for us?
__________
YEASSSSSSSH!
is full with E numbers and Suger and Bees Wax :|
are they good for us?
__________
YEASSSSSSSH!
Boy:Hey you ate my smarties
Girl:no i diddnt.
Boy: i need my e-Numbers!!!
Girl: well as do i!
Boy:were are they
Girl: i dunno
*tumble weed*
Boy: hey hes hyper
Girl: E-Numbers=P..he ate your Smarties
Boy: hey your right
Randem kid flys past window
*IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*
Girl:no i diddnt.
Boy: i need my e-Numbers!!!
Girl: well as do i!
Boy:were are they
Girl: i dunno
*tumble weed*
Boy: hey hes hyper
Girl: E-Numbers=P..he ate your Smarties
Boy: hey your right
Randem kid flys past window
*IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*
by The Smartie Lovers =] May 16, 2006
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