World's smallest fiddle

An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.

Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."

Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."

by thomaslgregoryjr January 12, 2010

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Smallsack

Sack of balls so small, the "man" they're attached to is scared of everything.

Dude's smallsack was so bad, he never took his 5.0 over 42mph. Might as well be a 2.5.

by Moon Dog Rex August 10, 2021

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Slap your smallest friend day!

On 14th November you get to slap your smallest friend

Slap your smallest friend day!
On November 14th, you are allowed to slap your small friend

e.g:
Tall friend: hey guess what!
Small friend: what??
Tall friend:it’s November 14th!
Small friend: oh god please no

by Thisismytallfriendsbdaypresent November 9, 2019

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smalltalk

A completely Object Oriented (OO) language that was created to be as easy as smalltalk (chit-chat). In actuality, it's the programmer's bane, driving otherwise sane individuals, particularly college students who take Smalltalk classes, to bouts of heavy drinking, depression, and in some cases, suicidal tendencies.

Student 1 - "Why oh why do we have to take smalltalk?"
Student 2 (Whilst drinking heavily from a handle of rum) - "Because those fuckers won't bloody well let us take C++ which would actually be practical!"

by stuckGT February 7, 2010

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