slurch

verb. To use one's mouth to imbibe fecal matter directly from the anus of another person, specifically as a sex act.

"Slurching is the discharging in the anus and suck it from the anus of the individual." - Jamaican pastor. "Oh, you mean from the mouth?" - Ian Harvey "Yes." - Jamaican pastor. Season 1 Episode 3 of Gaycation with Ellen Page on Viceland.

by paxxa July 23, 2016

Slortch

A slut, whore, and a bitch all rolled up into one.

You were right, that ex-girlfriend of mine was a filthy slortch.

by andyomega July 21, 2010

slutch

combination of slut and bitch

Angel is such a SLUTCH!!!
I can't believe how much of a slutch Angel is!!
I'm so glad I'm not a slutch like her.

by taylor and lol June 13, 2008

SLURCH

A slut in Church

You could see her panties when she knelt for communion, what a slurch.

by MoxieMoto December 17, 2017

Slutch

clutch type bag carried by girls of easy virtue, often a cheap fake copy and/or gaudy and tasteless.

"Dude I'm outta condoms and the restoom machine is broken , can you ask your girlfriend if she's got any in her slutch?"

by Fretwire September 1, 2009

slurch

to smoke, usually marijuana.

lets go slurch

by omegaxzero May 4, 2009

Slurch

To have one's head flopped over towards the shoulder, often resulting in the appearance of a roll of neck fat. A combination of slouch and lurch, often done while napping or otherwise resting.

It was so cute when they were sleeping all slurched over on the bus.

by Kellyriffic June 9, 2008