slutch

Thick mud of a wet nature, soil that has been mixed in with rain and then walked through to create slutch. Maybe a Lancashire expresion.

On going for a proper walk out and getting "slutched up to the eyeballs" meaning coming back from a country walk and being covered in mud because you have covered all gounds.

by mekapieface May 13, 2006

slorche

The act of looking like you are doing absolutely nothing productive with your life

"Hey Kopcha, let's go to the gym"

"Nah, I'm just gonna slorche here and play call of duty today"

by King Slorche November 3, 2013

slunch

Meal between lunch and supper

I took Jane out for slunch last Tuesday

by panther254 August 31, 2016

splurch

When talking to someone a bunch of spit in the form of little droplets suddenly comes out of your mouth.

"Im so embarrassed! I was just talking to Mike and all of a sudden I totally splurched all over him!"

by shira brilliant and michal levit May 20, 2008

slutchins

A slang term used to describe a promiscuous, Asian female who engages in unprotected sex with sailors. A slutchins can usually be found at the bar, gulping drinks as if they were the bodily fluids she is used to consuming, while engaging in a courtship dance that involves fist pumping and ass-shaking like a skank on top of the bar. Her nipples tend to fall out of her skanky clothes. At the end of the night, if you live up to her standards, she will reward you by cooking you a feast of pasta and eggs... usually because she's so stoned.

"Wow look at that slutchins... I wonder how many sailors have plugged up those holes."

by seamorebutts March 14, 2009

Surcharge Sodomy

The amount (usually exorbitant and unfair) that a bank will charge you as penalty for withdrawing money from a competitor bank's ATM.

Me: Hello is this Chase?

Villainous Usurious Bank Monkey (VUBM): Yes it is

Me: What is this $15.00 fee on my statement for date 12/15?

VUBM: You withdrew money from a Bank of America ATM.

Me: That is true, but this penalty seems both exorbitant and unfair.

VUBM: I am sorry sir but that is our standard Surcharge Sodomy fee.

Me: I see....(expletive)

by LEVIATHAN1000 December 19, 2010

scurchy

A mixture of something that is sketchy, and scurry

Friend: yo do you want to go bungee jumping?
Friend: hell no! that's scurchy!

by jjames March 28, 2012