Slowling

A person who moves so slowly that it compromises the sanity of all those around him/her, leading to chaos and destruction.

"Why are you such a bleeding, dirty mess?"

"There was a slowling who held up traffic at the end of Route 3. It took him an hour and a half just to merge onto 128. The other drivers got so infuriated that they rioted, and my car got overturned. I had to crawl the rest of the way to work."

by Dinosaur-kicker September 29, 2012

sloding

moving slowing through powerpoint slides

Professor Z was sloding through her lecture

by Billy1738 August 5, 2016

slowing

The opposite of speeding.

I was so dazed after work today that I was slowing all the way home.

by BanquoLives March 14, 2009

sloading

A page or video loading at a exasperatingly slow rate.

Dude I got this really cool site to show you. Aw dammit this thing is sloading.

by atgtatooo October 9, 2010

Sloading

When a video on YouTube (or anything else) is loading really slowly.

Caesar: Hey, are we going to watch this video or what?
Fabio: Sorry dude, it's still sloading.

by Commodore Snarky February 26, 2011

Slowking

The ultimate pokemon to ever exist. He can kick Mewtwo's ass anyday, screw you if you don't agree! Raaawrrr!! He has such an awesome hat/shell! And he has semi-clothes! That thing around his neck counts! HE'S NOT FUCKING HINDU!!

"I choose you Slowking!"
"Oh, it looks like your Mewtwo FUCKING SUCKS _____ <-insert loser's name here"

"I jack off to Slowking porn."

by Kooper113 August 28, 2004

slowing

Not-so-fasting.

Slowing is a sacred practice among bosom extremists during the month of plugadam.

"Want some pizza...box?"
"No, thank you, I'm slowing this week."

by Corny V. Buttstache December 6, 2007