1. a person who takes an obnoxiously long time to poke you back on Facebook.
2. a person in a poke war who desperately tries to wait until the last minute of the 2 days allowed to poke back in a poke-war, as a tactic to make you surrender.
2. a person in a poke war who desperately tries to wait until the last minute of the 2 days allowed to poke back in a poke-war, as a tactic to make you surrender.
Jerry: I'm going to poke Emily today! *pokes*
Emily: *looks at pokes and doesn't click for like 2 days*
Jerry: What a slowpoke!
Emily: *looks at pokes and doesn't click for like 2 days*
Jerry: What a slowpoke!
by Sandreeka January 9, 2012
Get the Slowpoke mug.Slowpoke can mean dumb or retarded, a variation of slow. It can also mean you need to slow down either because they were surprised or offended by what you said.
1. "There was this blonde at the bustop today and she was on some slowpoke shxt!"
2. "Hold up, Hold up, Hold up! Nxqqa you gotta slowpoke tht shxt down for me!"
2. "Hold up, Hold up, Hold up! Nxqqa you gotta slowpoke tht shxt down for me!"
by Wordcreator123bxtch August 22, 2011
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by Optik May 11, 2006
Get the slowpoke mug.A water/psychic type Pokemon with the Pokedex no. 079. introduced in Kanto. It can evolve into Slowbro by leveling up to lvl 38, or Slowking from gen 2 on by being traded whilst holding a King's Rock. In is also an internet meme. It is commonly believed that, alongside Exeggutor, to be the best Pokemon ever.
by Teeser May 29, 2017
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narrator: in the airport on an escalator. Zach is about to talk...
zach: c'mon slowpokes, your being so slow its silly
narrator: a group of big burly men hear zach say slowpoke and they want to beat him like a nigg. they start to beat zach with midgets. zach is screaming for air but he cant b/c his face is getting grinded in the escalator.one of the men sticks his dick in zachs ass but he likes it. they continue to beat him until hes unconcious. they grind up his insides and sell them as hamburger meat.
zach: c'mon slowpokes, your being so slow its silly
narrator: a group of big burly men hear zach say slowpoke and they want to beat him like a nigg. they start to beat zach with midgets. zach is screaming for air but he cant b/c his face is getting grinded in the escalator.one of the men sticks his dick in zachs ass but he likes it. they continue to beat him until hes unconcious. they grind up his insides and sell them as hamburger meat.
by taylo March 23, 2004
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