sloppy joes 

Having the runs unexpectedly. Being in danger of sharting oneself.

Bill: How was the caf?
Shaun: I had the sloppy joes.
Bill: I didn't see that on the menu.
Shaun: They weren't on the menu....

sloppy joes by A.G.T. April 9, 2011

sloppy joe

A sandwich made with hamburger meat and tomato sauce, eaten on a burger bun, you bunch of sickos.

sloppy joe by Hugh Johnson March 31, 2003

Sloppy Jerusalem 

The Sloppy Jerusalem is the sociopath of the fetish world, it can't be described in any precise way. Although the Sloppy Jerusalem is hard to define, when you are receiving or giving it you will know afterwards that you had participated in a Sloppy Jerusalem. Throughout history their has been only one specific example of a Sloppy Jerusalem documented and verified to actually be a Sloppy Jerusalem.

A man I know only wares underwear made from 100 percent mercerised Egyptian cotton. One day whilst walking down the street he got a hard on for no particular reason and due to the sensual feeling of the underwear, he blew his beans whilst on the high street.

This is a Sloppy Jerusalem!

Sloppy Jerusalem by JohnnyBad October 20, 2013

Sloppy Jussepy 

Sloppy Jussepy refers to a tall man who is known as Jussepy who gives nice great head

- Ayo? Have u seen Jussepy

I think you mean "sloppy jussepy" , he's really the throat goat man

Sloppy Jussepy by Matthew52143 October 13, 2021

Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake 

When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.

She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.

L: Dude I feel like a Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake with my bitch tonight.
C: Sounds delightful.

Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake by Billy Bob Goat II June 19, 2009

Sloppy Jine 

A term for cheap but good Asian food.

Person 1: What do you want to do for dinner?

Person 2: Sloppy Jine of course!

Sloppy Jine by Jitskin March 23, 2021

Sloppy Joe Rodriguez 

A sexual manuver in which one mexican man and two women are involved.The man takes a large dump on one of the womens' chest and then the other woman lays on top of the first making a sloppy joe rodriguez sandwich.

Man,i sure am looking forward to giving you two beyotches a sloppy joe rodriguez.

Sloppy Joe Rodriguez by bufannta March 9, 2007