literally:lock/awkward. derived from the awkward moment when someone is opening the car doors and you are opening them either slightly too early or are just unaware its open.
if you were hopping into your bosses car to go get brunch and he and you are struggling in the communication department, things may get Lockward.
by Autismprime July 5, 2011
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My husband's slacktard friend is on our couch for the third straight day trying to beat Halo instead of going to his job.
by saska April 3, 2005
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Get the Sockward mug.by slackmasterfive May 2, 2010
Get the slackward mug."Did you hear? Evan and Laura had sex last weekend and Kirk walked in on them!"
"What?! I thought they hated eachother! Shockward."
"What?! I thought they hated eachother! Shockward."
by han_montanaa December 19, 2011
Get the Shockward mug.The area in western Toronto, along St. Clair Avenue, where the stockyards were along the railroad for over 150 years. Finest features now are a Rona-Lansing, a Canadian Tire, and an open-24-hours HOME Depot with the very hottest chicks in Toronto on staff
Its 3:30 a.m. and I'm horny, gonna go down to the Stockyards and load up with drywall while I scope the finest breasts & thighs in the construction industry in Toronto
by Jake March 9, 2004
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Aaron: Will you marry me?
Janet: *shocked* No sorry
Aaron: Oh...
Janet: Well this is shockward for me
Janet: *shocked* No sorry
Aaron: Oh...
Janet: Well this is shockward for me
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