wearing socks

If you're wearing socks, nothing you do is gay (see no homo).

Friend: I heard you had sex with Jeff. I didn't know you were gay!
You: It's ok. I was wearing socks.
Friend: Ok nevermind.

by The_Great_ Hugh_Mungus November 15, 2018

Diced to the socks

When someone possesses supraphysiological muscular contractile tissue gains, generally with a very low body fat percentage. Someone who is diced to the socks is usually deploying an efficacious dose of some sort of anabolic compound such as Testosterone Enanthate or Trenbolone Acetate.

Bro 1: Dude that Derek guy is massive

Bro 2: Yeah man he is diced to the socks

by DicedToTheSocks May 18, 2022

programming socks

Programming Socks are socks that are often required to perform coding. It is commonly stated that programming is a equipment sport, and this is true.

First guy: Hey, yo, I was trying to fix atmospherics in this dumb space game I play, but I couldn't figure out how to fix it in the code.
Second guy: Have you tried putting on your programming socks?
First guy: Oh, no, I probably should've of tried that earlier.
First guy then puts on a pair of programming socks
First guy: wow this code is so easy to make now!

by Space man person June 3, 2020

socksfor1

the modding legend

SOCKSFOR1 THE SPACE MAN ONLY TRAAVELS IN A SPACESHIP

by longestnameintheworldlolyeahno February 16, 2021

U got socks on?

This is a phrase you ask someone if they do something mildly gay to make sure you’re still a virgin and not gay because everybody knows if you have sex with socks then u still a virgin, but if you have sex with another guy and you have socks on, it’s not gay. It doesn’t always have to be sexual tho, like if a homie licks you or hugs you and u have socks, then you not gay. This phrase is kind of like the second condom to the phrase “no homo”. It’s just extra protection y’know.

Tristan: *licks hand and puts it on my neck*
Me: Yo, U got socks on?
Tristan:*shows me his money socks* Yeah, no homo

by Andreq Micheal Saliva June 13, 2018

Shopping Socks

Fancy socks that a person wears to go shopping as opposed to socks a person wears to bed.

Fetch me my fancy shopping socks Haiden, mama's going to the store to get a box.

by Redboots November 5, 2010

business socks

the socks you wear during business time. Preferably Black, Ribbed, with a yellow / orange stripe on the toe. Business socks are the only item of clothing allowed during business time.

I know it's business time because I'm wearing business socks. that's why they call them business socks.

business socks are definitely in play today babe. The ones I'm wearing are black...& Ribbed....& they have that yellow stripe at the tip...you won't be able to resist my wicked sexy business socks! All your friends who read this comment will be overcome with jealousy...they can't contain themselves because my socks are so sexy! When I see you I'm going to strip.............................off my shoes & yell "Lucky Girl" while you look at my super sexy socks. I thought I would warn you now so that I don't endanger your life later. I wouldn't want you to faint & perhaps hit your head causing a massive headwound...You would not want to be known amongst your friends, relatives, & coworkers (i mean associates) as Massive Headwound (insert name here). That would be very sad. So I have warned you about my super sexy business socks. You know that store in the Galleria mall in Edina called "Sox Appeal"...of course you do..you shop there all the time..well they named that store after my feet...er...socks.

It's Business! It's Business Time!

by criostoir September 20, 2006