by slobbyjoe June 15, 2017
Get the slobby joemug. The act of covering a man’s penis in maple syrup and giving him a sloppy and sticky blowjob. After he cums (in your mouth, specifically), you spit some into his mouth, and you both scream, “Oh, Canada!” while both your mouths are full of maple cum.
Susan gave me a Canadian slobby dobby in the bathroom at the hockey game last night. I think I wanna marry her, eh?
by Canadiangooseses December 18, 2021
Get the Canadian Slobby Dobbymug. The act of removing a door knob and replacing it with ones man meat. Then in the middle of the night as your spouse awakens to urinate, still half asleep, stumbles into the darken bathroom. She goes to turn the door open and in the process gives you a mean indian burn that only a sick pervert would enjoy.
Sally to her Co Workers: I'm so tired, Henry my husband keeps me up all night with his massive slobby door knobby' s and his loud painful moans as he nurses his Indian burns.
by WhoDrankTheDongWater June 11, 2017
Get the slobby door knobbymug. A blowjob in which the mans penis is so large it makes the girl cough up blood. However, she keeps sucking until the man cums. The blood and cum are super sloppy! The woman will also most like salivate and drool a lot, making it slobby.
by Cool Dude Orange October 12, 2019
Get the Super Sloppy Slobby Joemug. 
Get the Slobbimug. Someone who is not only a slob (a person who is lazy and has low standards of cleanliness) but also is on the chubbier side, considering themselves a "blob"; someone who always looks like shit, like they don't care; next level of a hot mess.
"I don't want to be looked at like a slob, which goes back to wanting to lose weight so I don't look like a slobby blobby."
by uncouthtroll July 11, 2023
Get the Slobby Blobbymug. by CidKnee June 23, 2023
Get the hobby slobbymug.