a girl who makes their own Urban Dictionary definitions so they look popular
WOW DONT BE SUCH A SLOAN!
by Earl Jack November 28, 2010
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A putrid chipmunk looking fuckwit who has turrets syndrome and thinks he is characters from various videogames. He's always in your space and never shuts the fuck up. He's completely delusional and usually doesn't even know where he is. He makes you want to asphyxiate yourself with barbed wire.
Jesus. Sloan is convulsing again on the floor, pretending to be Mario.
by 8BitMick January 7, 2018
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When one or more males rape sheep in the ear.
To Sloan
by B.o.B x 3 October 13, 2010
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The worst girl you will ever be around, can be really funny and is beautiful but beware she will stab you in the back if you are not paying attention. Sloans are a rare type of bread, mostly wealthy girls who can be very kind but have a very mean streak, have all the boys lining up for her and she knows they’re there
Jace: Damn who is that? She’s hot!

Colin: That’s Sloan, careful she’s hot but crazy
by Maya Kingston October 13, 2018
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A derogitory nickname for a worthless woman. Think about the name found on the top of 90% of urinals. A worthless woman is known as a Sloan because they are about as good use to men as a urinal.
That girl I was introduced to last night was such a "sloan"
by sirlancealizzley July 18, 2008
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when you open up your partners anal cavity and defacate in it
dude did you sloan drews mom?
hell yes
by therisingsun March 17, 2009
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This is the brand of a toilet. Usually used to take a shit or to piss in. People sit on it to use it. This toilet brand is very common.
Sloan toilets are the best.
by Karebear13 November 26, 2014
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