Thomasville slicker is the act of using oil to lubricate the asshole of your girl. Once the asshole is effectively oiled up you take her to the nearest Thomasville with baseball bat in hand. Bend her over one of the beds in the Thomasville and proceed to buttfuck the shit out of her with a baseball bat until security comes and asks you to leave.
Joe: "Hey boss, how was your weekend?"
Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."
Joe: "Dope"
Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."
Joe: "Dope"
by YungThomas April 19, 2014
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She was bitching about him over Instagram messanger but forgot she was logged into her account on his phone. This bitch ain't slick!
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Stan: Have you checked out the new girl in accounting Carl? She is fucking hot. I am going to ask her out.
Carl: Funny braaaahhh you got no chance with that Deli Slice. Might as well just go rub one out right now cause you ain't touchin dat shit yo!
Carl: Funny braaaahhh you got no chance with that Deli Slice. Might as well just go rub one out right now cause you ain't touchin dat shit yo!
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I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.
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Steven: Bro, just Slickball it, you'll be fine
Steven: Bro, just Slickball it, you'll be fine
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