sheetards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathing in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laughing at George Carlin, and then praising and defending the government which has slowly killed them and their country.

The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.

by USADexter January 13, 2009

skeptard

Skeptard is a Skeppy (large Minecraft youtuber and troll) fan that follows Skeppy's path and fanboys all the time. Skeptard is commonly used by the BadBoyHalo (gets bullied by Skeppy) community.

Skeptard: the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis bisectors do not allow you to exist within the 1 quadrillion atoms of air molecules you displace.
6 people: SKEPTARD!!!

by Xzaratherg May 23, 2019

sluptard

Stupid slut retard, it can be used when a person is all three or one of the defining words.

"Did you see the guy over there who tripped and fell down the stairs?"
"No."
"Hes such a sluptard."

by LoliveiraMD June 8, 2016

sloptardism

A person typically male who proclaims to subscribe to the sloppy mechanics mentality but use half-witted terms such as "send it" and "hit it with your purse". Even worse is that they like to use made up names for objects that already have perfectly usable names such as "turbo charger", these names include "China Choo Choo Boi" and "Spooly Boi". When gathered in large numbers an inexplicable number of bad "4L60E" and "80's Shit Box" memes are created in an effort to impress each other and prove they are worth of being an alpha sloptard.

Excuse him, he suffers from a bad case of sloptardism.

by _mlp_ January 10, 2019

sleeptarded

The state of mind that a person is acting more goofy than normal due to lack of sleep i.e. slap happy

I am so sleeptarded that I skipped to my car in the parking lot.

by Dennis Smith October 17, 2003

Sheeptards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People, who after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathing in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laughing at George Carlin, and then praising and defending the government who has slowly killed them and their country.

The Sheeptards like taking a good stiff one from the powers that be, so long as they can vote for their favorite American Idol.

by USADexter January 13, 2009

sweetard

Combination of sweetheart and fucktard.

A girlfriend who is intellectually challenged but has a lovely personality

Dave: Your new bird is lovely Pete but a gotta say she is a bit of a sweetard

Pete: My dad always go with a girl who is intellectually inferior as they give you less grief and are easily pleased.

by Shouty McShout April 15, 2005