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Friday sleepies

Despite the excitement of Friday, you are exhausted from a long week.
I have a serious case of the Friday sleepies.
by WordCraft Redeemed January 25, 2019
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sleepers

Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
by KABT November 13, 2007
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sleepies and poopies

The name for a person that gets so drunk that they fall asleep on the floor and wake up to find they have vomitted and shit their pants.
"Omg! That girl was so drunk last night she deffinetly pulled a sleepies and poopies...and that guy guy still had sex with her..but not in the butt, obviously!"
by kimmmmmmmmmmmay June 3, 2009
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Old Tom Sleepass

It is the great childrens tale of Old Tom Sleepass. IT begins when this dude is in town and he hears all this noise and shit up in the woods so hes like im gonna go check it out.
and then, when he got up there in the woods, he found these uhh dwarves or elfs or gnomes or something and they were playing some loud ass fuckhat ninepin. and they had all this wine and shit, and they were like sup tom, drink this wine k. and hes like, k.
and then he gets all sleepy and falls asleep under this tree for like a really long time, like a hundred years and shit.
and then later when he woke up it was fuckin sweet, he was all old and had a bad ass wizard beard and shit, and so he walks back to town and is like sup guys, im tom. and they are like, no dude, you arent tom. and hes like wtf.
this one guy rip van winkle tryed to rip off old tom, but he got his ass beat the fuck down.

Mike has been sleeping all fucking day. Hes such an old tom sleepass.
by Mike D! March 8, 2004
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Sneaky Sleepers

The act of ejaculating all over a friend or roommate's bed when they are out with the key being not telling them when you have committed the act till a much later date.

Can be used as a very credible threat.
"My brother didn't want to let me use his PS3 so I gave him some sneaky sleepers"

As a threat,

"Pay your half of this month's rent or i'll leave you some sneaky sleepers"
by xovut April 7, 2009
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sheepsess crust

Male's semen dried and crusted on a woman or her clothing.
Uh oh I've got some sheepsess crust on me from last night.
by Nigerian creation March 2, 2017
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Sleepnesia

Sort of like Amnesia.

It's when you have a late night conversation (usually while on the phone), while very sleepy. The next morning, you forget what you were talking about towards the end of the conversation.
Guy 1: Remember what we talked about last night?
Guy 2: Uhh... No, I think I have sleepnesia...
by RawrItsPanda November 11, 2009
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