Ticket to Slaytown

An alcoholic beverage, traditionally served in a pint class. Generally made up of ice and Vermouth.

Patron: Yo, bartender! Gimme a Ticket to Slaytown!
Bartender: What the hell are you talking about?
Patron: Geez, go back to bartending school, amateur!

by Bruce Slaypiece November 3, 2008

slatonic

1. The property of getting to the point or being sensible, without extra complication or added bullshit to delay or hinder things. Summed up by the phrase, "no fucking around."

"Anderson Silva vs Vitor Belfort was a very slatonic fight - KO'd in the first round!"

"That game developer released a very slatonic game - no bugs, stable as hell, fun and well made all around!"

by The Commissar April 27, 2014

Slaton

An attractive short haired girl or an attractive, slim bodied, male.

Look at her, she's a real slaton.

by The dog down the street October 16, 2022

Stayton

The most boring town EVER! never come here! it sux. they should have called it Boring. By the way it is in Oregon and theres another town called Boring. THats what they should have called Stayton.

This town is as boring as Stayton!

by wishiwasoutofthistown July 9, 2005

Ticket to Slaytown

An alcoholic beverage, traditionally served in a pint glass. Generally made up of ice and Vermouth, but can be custom catered to the alcoholic's preference.

Patron: Yo, bartender! Gimme a Ticket to Slaytown! On the double!
Bartender: What the hell are you talking about? A ticket to what?
Patron: Geez, go back to bartending school ya amateur! I need to wet my whistle before I slay!
Bartender: Oh! Ticket to slaytown! Coming right up!

by Dan Slaypiece November 3, 2008

Slaytina

Carmen

"I slayed my presentation, super top"
"Slaytina"

by supertop March 9, 2022

Shayton

How someone with a lisp says Satan

Hey my satanic friend has a lisp he prounonces Satan as Shayton

by Shayton June 17, 2018