Slart

When a generally slutty or whorish woman farts, and unintentionally squirts vaginal juices

Guy 1 "I was banging Borat yesterday, and that bitch slarted all over my tube snake"
Guy 2 "NICE!!!"

by rapethatpanda6911 June 21, 2011

Slart Sauce

A mysterious liquid substance that has an unknown color and can be produced in the Slart Layer Only. This liquid is highly contagious and is rumored to be able to enhance hunger.

Did you see that kid's bathroom? Looks like slart sauce in there!

by Slarticious February 25, 2022

gothic slart

a really lame chav insult. mostly used by lame chavs....

oh my god you are such a gothic slart!!!!!

by jonathan mc carthy February 17, 2006

Slart Talking

When you Slart ( sleep fart ) and it is so loud it wakes you up because you think someone said something to you.......and you answer them!

A good example of Slart Talking is. Ppppbbbbpphhhhhttt......what honey what did you say?

by Webe187 November 7, 2011

fart slart

Absolute royalty who is also a bit of a whore

Oh Aiden? He’s a total fart slart

by octopus’s y May 10, 2022

slart-faced

adjective: description of the facial expression of someone who is mardy, annoyed, or angrily disappointed by events. The phrase comes from early 1980's East Midlands (Rutland) slang. Similar to "having a face like a smacked bum".

Sharon got slart-faced when her boyfriend talked to Tina.

by diskgrinder September 1, 2008

Slarting

/noun/ N/ Slart, Slarting, Slarted, When a person or animal takes a shit; while seeming to be dancing and farting violently in the process.

The bathroom didn't get punished that way overnight, you certainly gave it a hard Slarting' Johnson.

Johnson, a public restaurant is no place for SLARTING, you’ve already sprayed a brown saucey coating over everyone’s food, and it tastes almost as good as last night's walrus wagina puree.
ASS SHIT DISGUSTINGREPULSIVEWAGINAblumpkinblue waffle

by xxx_WildcardWy@tt_xxx December 12, 2015