slapnut

a complete idiot that is less than everyone else.
by ralf February 05, 2004
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slapnuts

A pathetic person who gets slapped around due to incompetence.
Okay, slapnuts, now kiss the floor.
by Forseti April 10, 2006
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Slapnut

During the act of 'whackin off' the hand hits the scrotum and hence 'slapping the nut'. Later colloqialised as the term slapnut
by Ben February 10, 2003
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slapnuts

A method of punishment and pain compliance administered by a short, sharp slap to the nutsack, either forehand or backhand, but with an open palm.
Jimmy slept with my girlfriend so I gave him some slapnuts.
by blacksabre May 31, 2007
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slapnuts

Additionally, to say "Slapnuts!" in a high pitched voice and slap a pair of imaginary testes on your chin back and forth, while macking a clicking noise with your toungue to imitate the sound of the nutss being impacted by the palm.

Used for when you have nothing better to say.
As Bob and Jorge sat around bored, Bob said,
"Slapnuts! Ktch ktch ktch ktch!"
Jorge laughed, then went back to being bored.

Bob later overdosed on sugar.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 08, 2004
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Sergeant Slapnuts

A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.
Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.
by Phartman March 03, 2011
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slapnut magoos

The slapnut magoos giggled over a "that's what she said" joke at the lunch table.
by Will Work for Wine March 31, 2016
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