Slapjack

A hand held batting weapon used in hand to hand combat. Consists of a heavy metal weight and a flat profile handle wrapped in leather. Can be swung in the same manner as a baseball bat.

1.Ricko went and clapped T.J in the dome with a slapjack and split that fools wig.
2. That jabroni Marcus tried me on some shit last night so I hauled off and blasted him in the nads with a slapjack.

by Box of Wood Spiderz November 25, 2020

King flapjacks

King flapjacks is a chill dude who makes tic toks and I said friends with chromie.

Becky:oh my god have you met kingflapjacks?
Anne:yeah he’s super cute but not as cute as chromie.
Becky:whatever

Becky:king flapjacks and chromie are just friends

by Peppa69hydroflaskskkskskloveya November 16, 2019

Slapjack

The action of a naked man shimmying side to side, like a washing machine agitator, causing his dick to thwack against his thighs.

She woke to the dulcet sounds of her husband doing slapjacks by the bed.

by marydelta August 20, 2011

naughty flapjacks

(noun) - the art of squarely placing one's body upon another in a fashion such that the testicles fill the opening between the bottom partners legs near the asscrack. If done properly, this should create the appearance of two pancakes stacked. One then proceeds in letting the penis marinate in the butthole of one's partner until the "frothy pancake batter" again finds it way into the "ceramic mixing bowl." The process may take anywhere from minutes to weeks to "fully bake." Maple syrups would be kind of gross, but I guess for the sake of being genuine it could prepared and thoroughly applied. Ideal for the lonely lumberjack looking for some loving on a cold winter's night. Homosexuality implied, but not guaranteed.

Heat up your griddle and start mixing the batter, I'm having a
ravenous hankering for some of your naughty flapjacks

by Darius Weatherford November 19, 2007

Soapjack

Male masturbation in the shower or tub utilizing soap suds as a lubricant.

Last Friday, the wife turned him down again, so he was relegated to another lonely, latenight soapjack.

by Brentorious August 28, 2007

sweet mama flapjacks

Wow, good grief, oh my gosh, etc.
(goes great with an eyeroll.)

Did you see what Susie was wearing? Sweet Mama flapjacks

by Nunia Biz May 17, 2008

Brazilian Flapjacks

The act of Blowing one's money shot on their female partner's stomach poolside and letting it bake in the sun. The partner will then return later and peel off the cumjack and feed it to the craving slut

Met this chick at the pool the other day, gave her a ride on the bonecoaster and covered her in Brazilian Flapjacks so she would have some protein for later.

by HASMSP August 27, 2013