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Satarded

When you use the word 'retarded' in a satarical way, absolving you of any offense it may cause.
If you call someone 'retarded' in a derogatory tone, you may cause offense and should be fired if used whilst working, however if you are doing it for 'satire' it is perfectly fine. But to be clear you should you 'satarded' instead of 'retarded'.
by JockMcRowdy February 18, 2010
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Slowtarded

1.Being slow, yet retarded at the exact same time, which was once thought to be impossible. Until but Rebecca Black proved us wrong.

2. When someone says something really stupid that makes like absolutely no sense, and makes you think the could possibly be retarded.

3. Another word for Justin Bieber.
Omg, did you hear that one girls dumb ass answer to todays math question!? That shit was just plain slowtarded.
by A Human Urban Dictionary June 7, 2011
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Smartarded

Being in two places at once while being watched by pc supervision.
P1: How did I see you at the school and online publishing at the same time?

P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.

P1: How did you know what should be published.

P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.

P1: Your a tard

P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.
by SparkyKGienie April 20, 2010
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spaztarded

1. an individual who is spasticated and retarded.
1. "that kid really pisses me off. he thinks he has friends. what a retard"
"na, mate, hes spaztarded"
"lol"
by arse-o-holic September 1, 2009
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Startarded

A person who knows absouletly nothing about Star Wars or any other movie that is big in Pop Culture
Bob: "WTF why is Darth Vader spelled Dark Vader."
Anna: "That's how you spell it"
Bob:" No it isn't you what are you Startarded?"
by STG9 January 18, 2010
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Shaytarded

What happens to a person from watching too many Shaytard videos.

The condition that occurs after watching way too many Shaytard episodes.
My kid was ok, but after that marathon she became Shaytarded.
by Buteo Pollo January 29, 2022
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