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Slashaholic

A fan (usually female) of the talented lead guitarist Slash, formerly of Guns 'N Roses and Slash's Snakepit, he is now with Velvet Revolver. A Slashaholic can not go a day without looking at picture, listening to a riff, or reading an article or story containing the aforementioned Guitar God. There are two branches, Slashaholics Anonymous started by WomanOfTheWorld and The Official Slashaholics started by MzMaihem. There is no bad blood between the two and many people even crossover into both branches.
Maihem: Oh my God, Slash videos on youtube are so funny! He's adorable. He is the best guitarist ever!

Her Friend: *sighs angrily* You are such a Slashaholic!
by MzMaihem August 19, 2006
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Stalkaholic

Someone that thinks everyone on the planet is stalking him/her. Even normal life behavior is viewed by the stalkaholic as "stalking them". Also, they feel as though they can never be stalkers, even when they exhibit the behavior that they deem others stalkers for doing. They are obsessed with being stalked. They wish it were true.
"OMG did you see Jason over there? Stop f***ing stalking me, stalker! God! I found out Jason was stalking me when I looked him up on the internet all day yesterday, I know where he lives and where his family lives. He is def. a stalker!"

"Ummm wow stalkaholic, besides don't you think that looking Jason up is kind of creepy on your part? You are stalking him!"

"Duh, no way! I'm not a stalker, tee hee!"
by cherrypit February 28, 2009
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stockaholic

When you are addicted to the ups and downs of the stock market
Ron was so lost in the market trades today, he truly is a stockaholic
by Tamkin cpa October 1, 2019
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Blackaholic

A blackaholic is a white woman who only dates black men, and who always refuses to go out with white guys. She prefers black men because they are taller, more musical, more charming and also because they have bigger penises.

Blackaholics are not necessarily sluts, although sometimes they are mistakenly believed to be sluts.
Rosa is a blackaholic. Being herself white, she refused to go out with Michael because he is white. She told Michael that she only dates black men.
by Aliases February 2, 2013
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spankaholic

Guy1: "Bob is always in the can wacking off."
Guy2: "He can't help it. He's a total spankaholic."
Guy1: "He needs to get in a 12 step program.
by walleye15 August 22, 2011
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sackaholic

A slutty girl who only will settle with sucking the guys balls. she is a sackoholic.
"Aili you are such a sackoholic!!! not my balls again!"
"Oliver, im not a sackaholic! i just have a scrotum fetish!"
by Bigdiggydog February 10, 2017
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Stickaholic

A Stickaholic is someone who is obsessed with stickers. It is like a workaholic or an alcoholic but with stickers instead of work or alcohol. They will collect stickers any chance they get. A Stickaholic probably has all the stickers in the world, or is planning to have them all someday.
Person 1: "Wow, look at all the stickers they have on their lockers!"
Person 2: "Yes, they are Stickaholics!"
by Svetllama12 February 19, 2021
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