Skyrim

A brilliant RPG that consumes your whole life and makes everything else in the world meaningless.

Skyrim>All

by bc93 November 29, 2011

Skyrim

Probably the most epic video game where fight dragons and are able to shoot fire out of your hands like a wizard. And you're the dovakiin or "Dragonborn" and born with the soul of a dragon. Again, totally wizard.

"yo meh, I was up all night fighting alduin in Skyrim."

"Dude, get a life your 24."

"Touche....."

by Imperial wizard Joe September 21, 2013

Skyrim

a massive orgasm that is 300 hours long but takes many years to come

Guy: Hey i heard skyrim was coming out
Guy2: aaaaaaaaaah! *cum shots everywhere*

by Creepersare October 23, 2011

Skyrim

The 5th chapter of the Elder Scrolls series, release date of 11.11.11. All other developers should just take a break for 2011 because everyone will be too busy saving money and nerdgasming to worry about any other game.

I have seen the gates of 2011, beyond which no waking eye may see... behold, in November, a GOTY sweeps the land...

Dood 1: Watches Skyrim trailer

Dood 1: OMFGICANTBELIEVEITSFINALLYHERELJDINYSRVDL

by Dovahkiin December 30, 2010

Skyrim

My deliverence from my social life.

*buys Skyrim*
*deletes facebook, destroys phone, burns picture of friends and girlfriend, orders 500 pizzas ans 500 gallons of coke, locks door, and puts rifle in reaching distance*
*turns on XBox 360*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

by Kick Your Ass October 27, 2011

Skyrim

To get a rimjob on an airplane at 35,000 ft in the air.

Dude I just gave Kelly a Skyrim on our flight to France.

by Captain Muffdog June 24, 2019

skyrim

the end of all social life and probability of males getting laid as we know it.

he you coming out tonight.
i cant im playing skyrim.

by ericstotle January 10, 2012