Swinkin'

1. Any act directed toward one's significant other that exhibits self-destructive, emotionally abusive, or inconsistent behavior.
2. To blame those closest to you for issues you create in your head.
3. Displaying extreme acts of cowardice.
4. Projecting. See also psychological projection.

When your girlfriend moves across the country to be with you, but has to go "home" for a cardiology appointment, you have ample opportunity to "Swink" it. Also known as: ignoring her and letting her find you on several dating websites saying you're wealthy, single, and looking for a relationship. Luckily for you, she will be 1800 miles away and therefore incapable of doing anything about it. You will have zero consequences and can easily pretend she doesn't exist. Also known as: you are a spineless cheating bastard.

If the description above portrays you, you must be Swinkin' it..

by unanimous13 September 23, 2012

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blue tongue skink

Blue-tongued skinks are the genus Tiliqua, which contains some of the largest members of the skink family (Scincidae). They are called commonly blue-tongued lizards in Australia, where true lizards (Lacertidae do not naturally occur. As suggested by these common names, its distinguishing characteristic is a blue tongue.

Did you know that the tongues of blue tongue skinks aren't venomous or even poisonous?

by Aiwen September 23, 2007

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swinkle

when you smile and wink at the same time

She swinkled at me.

by Whitee August 20, 2012

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skwine

Verb ('skwīn) - to engage in video chat with someone, primarily using the software Skype, while drinking wine. Skwine, or skwining, is most commonly used to catch up with a friend who lives too far away to regularly catch up in person. When you skwine, it should be a relaxed time, full of laughter or deep conversation, or both! Individuals may substitute FaceTime or other video software platforms; however this is not truly skwine. The same is true for substituting beverages other than wine. It's allowed, but somewhat frowned upon.

My friend moved from Florida to the Dominican Republic, but we skwine regularly to stay in touch.
I love hearing about her new life in Ohio when we skwine.

by deliciousdelton November 29, 2018

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skrink

Skrink is the best thing in the world that someone can be. It's very hard to become one. It's short for skrinkle. A skrod is the complete opposite short for skroddle and its very easy to become one. It's the worst thingin the whole world and the worst insault. Lauryn and stef are perment skrinks.

"gee lauryn you sure are a skrink"
"why thank you stef, you are also a skrink"

by Lauryn and Stef November 11, 2006

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