skankard

Skankard.

A kancerd skank. A very nasty unwashed skank emitting a foul nauseating odor usually from the crotch area. A super skank. Appearance along with body hygiene both lacking severely.

Hey, yo!! That nasty skankard bitch looking like a dog and she's smelling even worse!! Bet you won't eat her out Jason!!

by Sick MikeyG June 27, 2019

skunkathon

A playful nickname for a vile marathon embarked upon to see who can go the longest without bathing.

Yep, my brother-in-law and his wife say they are trying to conserve water, but we believe they are simply trying to prevent visits with their disgusting skunkathon.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

Skunk back

Send the skunk back to the woods!

Get the toxic person out of your life or place!

He cheated again, just send the skunk back to the woods!

by I, Wreckerrr July 13, 2021

Skankapotamus

A good for nothing whore who ruins the lives of those around it, and threatens to kill it self so people will pay it attention. It has many diseases so if you come in contact with it bathe immediately afterward.

There has been a skankapotamus sighting in the raleigh area!!

by SKANKHUNTER25 November 24, 2009

Chav Skunk

Sub Standard skunk that is seen all to frequently. Its not nice skunk but it aint oldskool weed. Buds are normally small and THC is at a minimum. Still if theres nothing else about its better then nothing!

Dave: Hey Greensmoker you still smoking that blueberry?

Greensmoker: Nah man ive run out and all thats going around is chav skunk!

Dave: Bad luck dude!

by LondonDave February 2, 2010

Skunk Puss

A phrase used to describe female with a toxic, foul smelling vagina that rivals the Chernobyl accident. Don't be fooled by the cover of the book here, bros. Typically Skunk Puss is experienced in women you bring home from the bars or clubs so proceed with caution.

Guy 1: Hey Derp, look at that those two chicks sitting by themselves. We should go talk to them and see if we can pull some random strange tonight.

Guy 2: Thats not random strange bro. I know one of those chicks. The one on the left is herpette, Derp herpsons Ex GF. She's got mad skunk puss dude. And if she's got it I dont trust any Scally wags she hangs out with either.

Guy 1: Ah shit, good call Derp. We better Evac this Haz waste containment.

by Sir Derp of herppington October 15, 2011

Road Kill Skunk

A Specific Type of Marijuana defined by its over powering smell, similar to that of a skunk hit by a car. Also known as RKS or R.K.S.

This is the best road kill skunk i've ever smoked

by AS IF U NEED January 8, 2009