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Skrotten i Protten 

A sexual act, includes at least two people.

One person fills their belly button with a dip of any choice, another person then proceeds to eat the dip off said persons stomach.
My parents were out of town, so I invited my friends over for some Skrotten i Protten.

Person 1: "Yo dude, do you have any salsa"?
Person 2: "Nah Bro, *hu hum* my girlfriend and I did some crazy Skrotten i Protten last night"
Person 1: "Dang dude, do you have creme fraiché by any chance"? *hu hum*

scrotie bush

After excessively masterbation till climax. You let cum try out on balls and pubes.
Awe ☹️ Bro, I should use baby wipes after Jackin it because I got a scrotie bush now
scrotie bush by Somefatblackgirl December 20, 2017
The unofficial, though acknowledged, mascot of the Rhode Island School of Design (RISD) that is literally just a penis. Seriously. Fittingly goes along with all of their penis-related team names.
“I was having trouble deciding what school to go to, but RISD’s mascot Scrotie solidified my choice.”
Scrotie by Meepless in Seattle March 25, 2022

Scrotie Handkerchief 

A sexual act by which one participant blows their nose into the scrotum of their partner, causing intense pleasure. Typically performed while having a cold.
I'm out of Kleenex. Looks like its time for your scrotie handkerchief, babe.
The act of getting laid from the male perspective.
I'm going home to get some skootie tonight, wish me luck.
Skootie by VVolfie December 2, 2024