skoffer

someone who eats with verosity, a person who is stoned and has the munchies out of control

"I can't hang out with john when he's stoned
he's a skoffer!"

"we were so stoned we were skoffing out!"

by Taistix October 22, 2008

skoffie

Young male IT professional. Always wears white socks - even with dark shoes/pants. Highly intelligent, but socially inept.

That skoffie codes like a beast

by Filigree January 16, 2018

Skoffie

A scab or graze, particularly on a knee or elbow.

“What happened to your arm?”
“I got a skoffie riding my bike”

by Beggeleton October 3, 2021

Soffles

1. A type of rash found mainly on the arms or genitals, with a bright red hue.
2. An Abbrieviation of the name Sofia.
3. The black power ranger's favourite soft toy
4. An ancient Italian sex position mastered only by milanese girls.

"HOLY SHIT! I HAVE SOFFLES EVERYWHERE!"
"dude you should get that checked"

"hey soffles"
"fuck you!"

"Rangers, you know I can't fight if I don't have Soffles with me!"

"last night was crazy, i had no idea that girl was from Milan she was doing the soffles to me all night!"

by Barnabarian October 19, 2010

Skiffle

When a birds feet come real close to your head when it flies by

That bird just totally skiffled me!

by Ashley Flannigan August 18, 2014

Stoffle

an uncircumsized penis, haah. just really goes with the look and mind of a goofy looking penis!

Paul:Its like a blanket when i sleep but for my penis.....Me: haha ur a fucking loser, u have a helmet dick bitch!!

by Colin February 22, 2005

Skuffle Bunny

A part of the female reproductive system, A vagina.

Carl: God, I feel sorry for mike.
Bob: Why?
Carl: Cause Rebekah has a nasty Skuffle Bunny.
Bob: How do you know?
Carl: Long story...

by Corporal Johnson October 12, 2008