Cognitive Skirmisher

An epithet used to describe brainy and overly aggressive folks who enjoy acquiring knowledge at the expense of others' mental fatigue.

Cognitive - of or relating to acquiring knowledge
Skirmisher - soldiers whose purpose is to harass the enemy

"The dinner party last night was fun except for that Cognitive Skirmisher who bludgeoned my brain whilst he figured out his stance on Scottish secession."

by Terry-Rod September 26, 2014

Skirkmish

A short period of fighting involving renowned radio presenter, author and guitarist Shane Kirk from the bands Songs From The Blue House and Picturehouse.

A member of the audience was becoming rowdy, but after a minor skirkmish they soon saw sense and quietened down.

by OnTheFirm July 10, 2009

Skrimish

When someone accidentally misspells the word scrimmage.

Dan said, "It's only a Skrimish".

by markburong June 30, 2011

skirish

A person of Scottish/Irish extraction, generally known for being drunk and exuberant, as well as getting naked at improper times.

Check out that skirish over there, she's hot as hell...and naked!

by carbomb renee April 25, 2010

skirmishes

1. anything you can't explain
2. making out
3. funny behaviour or attitude

eg. my boyfriend and i were doing skirmishes when my dad walked into the room.

i hate it when girls act like that, their skirmishes and all...(implying whatever they did is annoying)

whenever i try to speak to you then you are doing skirmishes

by Queen S April 12, 2010

Skirmisher Rifles

A really cool man, a super good friend. Nice man to hang out or play with, will be friends for life.

"Yo wanna play with Skirmisher Rifles?"
"Sure! He's our best friend"

by JAMBOREEJAMBORICIOUS July 16, 2022