tard skimmer

1. Someone who picks up ugly, fat or just really stupid people at a club, 'cause anything more would be a strike out.

2. Someone in their twenties who dates teeny-boppers, 'cause everyone around their own age knows they're a jack-off.

3. One who gets by in life by taking what life gives them and putting forth little effort to do any better. Effectively skimming from life the shit that floats to the surface.

1. Dude, check out that ass-clown gino at the bar with all the orcas! What a disgraceful tard skimmer.

2. How old is Warren? 24? How old's his girl? 15? Brutal. What a tard skimmer!

3. What a lazy prick Dave is. Dude's 28 and still gets allowance. Fucking tard skimmer.

by Callum Mako April 10, 2004

skilmer

someone who skateboards and films skateboarding

dude: do you skate?
skilmer: yeah
dude: do you film
skilmer: yeah
dude: what are you lol?
skilmer: a fucking skilmer!!!!11

by vx1000e April 20, 2008

fanny skimmer

an extremely short skirt

Oh my God! Look what Courtney is wearing! Can you say fanny skimmer!?

by vomoto September 24, 2006

Dick Skimmers

A term referred to someone's lips. When the lips are used for skimming a males dick.

Brent kept talking so I told to shut his dick skimmers.

by T Staddon January 9, 2008

skimmer

Navy slang for a sailors stationed on board surface ships, as opposed to submarines. Opposite of bubblehead.

Bubbleheads consider skimmers to be targets that just haven't been sunk yet.

by Ben Shofner October 16, 2005

Band Skimmer

A person who claims to know many bands, mostly of the Indie variety, though only knows about a maximum of two songs per band. A band skimmer will claim to "love" said band, but when asked about other songs by them, they will either pretend to know another song that they "can't seem to think of right now" or simply state that they aren't aware of any other songs by them. In order to be classified a band skimmer, the person in question must claim to know a great number of bands. In addition to false claims of musical knowledge, a band skimmer will try to mooch music off of you. If you are playing a quality playlist, they will suggest you give them a list of songs on your playlist instead of actually taking the time to broaden their musical horizon as an actual music guru will do. Band skimmers tend to be heavily into main stream music as well, and many are "popular." (See 'Poser')
Some examples of the bands they may claim to know include (but are not limited to):
-Animal Collective
-Counting Crows
-Neutral Milk Hotel
-Bob Marley (seriously people, he has more albums than just Legend...)
-Ray LaMontagne
-Broken Bells
-Aqualung
-Belle & Sebastian
-Oasis
-The Shins

Music Guru: "I love Ray LaMontagne! His voice is like candy to my ears."

Band Skimmer: "I know right?! 'You Are The Best Thing' is so good!"

Music Guru: "'Let It Be Me' is most definately my all-time favorite."

Band Skimmer: "What? I haven't heard that one."

Music Guru: "What about 'Trouble'?"

Band Skimmer: "....."

by TheSharpieCult April 30, 2010

Skimmers

The act of Avoiding bodily contact, usually with the intent to hurt

Sensei Skimmered away as Zanderif tried to tackle her

by Zanderif March 28, 2005