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skeletonized 

To reduce to skeletal form. Can involve; peeling flesh from the bone, result of decomposition(at a very advanced, or final stage of disintegration) or in the case of plants and leaves: Usually larva eating the leaf, only leaving the outline; sketch; skeleton.
The remains of what once were a man, was found skeletonized, as a result of infestation by beetles and larva; maggots, and of undergoing several stages of advanced decomposition, of which the final procedure of such, had left the body without flesh, skin or organs.

-Larva had skeletonized half of the vinyard, severely reducing profits.
skeletonized by blammord June 13, 2006

Skeletoning 

Acting very pretentious and egotistical after managing to get a thot for a girlfriend. Those guilty of skeletoning also push their closest friends out of their lives and act like they are the only one with problems. Usually those accused of skeletoning are ignored when they are around people they used to be close to. Namesake is after a lad who does these things who happens to look like a skeleton.
Friend 1: Did you see he got a girlfriend?
Friend 2: Yeah I heard she's a real thot.
Friend 1: Let's hope he doesn't start skeletoning.
Skeletoning by FadedPhoenix May 27, 2018
Skeletons have a micropenis
Female skeletons are a microvirgin
Skeletons by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019
a stack of bones with the people scraped off.
The skeletons looks like your mom.
skeletons by Jill and Sarah February 15, 2007

Spooky scary skeletons 

Spooky, scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight

Spooky, scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek

We're so sorry, skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should

'Cause spooky, scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be

Spirits supernatural
Are shy, what's all the fuss?
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious

Spooky, scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane

Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky, scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo

Skeletonized 

A word used to describe someone who is unbelievably and completely drunk.
Person 1: *Is visibly hammered*
Person 2: Dude, how fucking skeletonized are you?
Skeletonized by cinnamonger March 17, 2019