desk siesta

A term refering to an after-lunch nap in which a worker props their feet up on their desk and leans back in their chair. The desk siesta is most often taken by workers with an office door.

Joanne always gets sleepy after lunch, so she likes to take a desk siesta each day to perk herself up.

by AmandaKaye February 16, 2009

The House Rule of Dick Sizes

When a man tells a woman how big his dick is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart

Woman: How big is it?
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you

by DIRTY_DEEDS_93 April 18, 2014

comparing sizes

1) When two boys pull out their penises to see which one is bigger. Usually done by boys between 8 and 13. Anyone caught doing this after the age of 13 can be considered gay!

2) An excuse for a guy to look at someone elses cock at a urinal or in a open shower.

1. Hey Justin, lets go to my room and compare sizes.

2. I'm not gay, I was just comparing sizes.

by Cappy1 June 11, 2004

sidestepping

sidestepping is a car racing term. This term only applies to cars with manual transmissions. The slightest edge of the left foot will be on the clutch and the clutch pedal will be all the way down to the floor, so when the car is ready to launch from standstill, the driver will simply move his toe and pop the clutch.

did u see how fast he took off the line?
he must of been sidestepping.

by aaton January 27, 2008

sinester

What people say when they can't spell "Sinister"

bruh, I just saw Sinester 2

by DrSkelly July 8, 2016

Sinester

A single empty-nester. An individual who is, typically, divorced or widowed who children are grown and have left the nest.

Her Match profile says that she is a sinester and has a flexible schedule.

by RareDan August 1, 2018

Saucey Siesta

A bunch of people eat a lot of Mexican food, and they all get into sleeping bags, and then do a Conga line while having diarrhea from the bad Mexican food

"That was such a great Saucey Siesta last night!"

by BobitaLovesBob April 16, 2015