anti-siphonism

The belief that the world will be much better without the individual Maksim Roskov, otherwise known as Siphon.

Dude life just got much better with anti-siphonism. We don't have to worry about cringe or desperation anymore!

by shahrom October 30, 2022

red siphon

When going down on a girl while she menstruates and deciding you are going to slurp it up and put it in a jar to save for later.

When Tod opened his freezer for some cherry ice cream, he was horrifyingly surprised to find a jar of red siphon about to expire..... so he ate that instead.

by popgoesthemotherfuckingweasel May 12, 2014

Semen Siphon

a whore

Joe: you are a semen siphon

Sally: yeah

by spips September 18, 2009

siphon hose

a hose a mother fucker uses to steal gas out of your mother fuckin whip

that mother fucker Tyrone used a siphon hose and stole gas from my mother fuckin whip

by Bastard Belly June 26, 2008

Cum Siphon

A Whore who drains the balls of all their cum with pussy, mouth or Ass. A girl who gives head and swallows. A slut that milks every last drop of cum from you and your buddies.

Let me tell you Kerry is a real Cum Siphon.

My wife is a cum siphon.

Last night we ordered a couple of Cum Siphons for the bachelor party tonight.

Not only is Melissa a real pretty girl, she is also a Cum Siphon.

by El Capitain July 3, 2018

Hyphen Siphon

Fellatio performed on a small penis.

When asked about giving a hyphen siphon to the Asian guy, she said it was like drinking wasabi through a straw.

by David B Weingarten September 25, 2011

wang siphon

One who siphons wangs.

Human A: We should hang out with George more often, he's a cool dude.
Human B: No, that guy is a wang siphon.

by jcrump March 19, 2008