singlish

It’s the native language in Singapore… Apparently.
A colloquial dialect that is somewhat similar to Manglish (A colloquial dialect in Malaysia) and is just as intimidating to those who are not familiar with this form of dialogue. Contrary to popular belief, people who converse in singlish are not retarded. It is just an articulated form of the “culture” being expressed through incoherent speech.
It goes something like this:
“What lah – (insert a bunch of made up words that make you go “WTF” here) – Mee Siam.”

The government had a huge hoo-hah concerning the liberal usage of this language some years back. This was clear evidence that the government had way to much free time on their hands…Wayy – too – much – free – time!

Prime minister of Singapore addressing to the nation: “I’ve had enough of this popcockery! Singlish must go… Now!”
Singaporeans: “awwwww …buggermaquilt.”

by Narutard Worshipper April 10, 2006

sidelineaccess

A great sports page ran by the smartest, coolest, most comedic personality known to man

Ayo did you see what SidelineAccess posted? That dude is hilarious

by Mr Doodlebob July 28, 2020

Sideline Friend

You're the friend that can never make it to events and you often watch your best friends fall in love leaving you for a third wheel position. Then when they break-up, you're caught in the middle of friendships usually making you chose a friend over the other. You've lost a majority of your friends because they either moved or you lost contact with them. You're actually lonely although you have plenty of friends. You're not really open and you fear to lose your best friends or you don't want to get close and then lose them. So now you just watch from the sideline as sort of a cheerleader. You're close enough to be supportive and far enough to watch everything being played out and find your position among your friends. In all honesty, you want the hugs, hangout days, birthday parties, and movies days. But you don't want to deal with the emotions of losing them either to death or a break-off. You don't like taking risks in relationships which most likely is the reason you're single. A lot of girls/guys like you and you even have one person desperately wanting to be with you. But from you first Crush/Relationship you learned a hard lesson of following your head and not your heart. So From the sidelines, you will watch until the opportunity comes, as the Cheerleader.

I love my best friends but I can never make it to their performances. I hate being one the sidelines but ig I gotta stay.

Her and zack are back together now, time to get new friends I guess.#Sideline Friend
Okay...they both told me the problems they had with each other and how bad it is to be friends with them. #Sideline Friend

by Ryan Jay Jone February 26, 2018

sinerio

Terrible misspelling of "scenario"

Ay bro, did you see Tim's hand out? He spelled scenario as "sinerio"

LMAO. That guy is an idiot for sure.

by RrenjkandoffNJKLDjfklaRNDRT May 17, 2018

Sideline Girl

The "Sideline Girl" means the girl who is always with you to attract, control, propose and to talk. Means she is like BFF to the boy crush.

I look her like BFF and she looks me like I'm her crush which means she is sideline girl.

by D3VR4J June 30, 2018

Singlism

The stigmatizing of adults who are single. It includes negative stereotyping of singles and discrimination of singles. The word singlism is analagous to terms such as racism and sexism.

In the interview I was directly asked by the owner of the company if I was single or married, I told him
I was single. He made it a point to acknowledge that the philosophy of the company was to hire married people. I was not offered a position although I had all the qualifications, this is an obvious case of Singlism.

by LVDOC August 31, 2011

Sideline Sober

A person who remains sober throughout a party/night out. They keep at the "sidelines" and are not at all party goers.

Look at that kid sitting in the corner. He's drinking Mountain Dew. He's such a Sideline Sober!

by Pre-Smashers November 4, 2010