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sinugasm

The feeling of euphoria when the pressure in your sinus cavity or ears changes and opens up for a brief period.
After bending to pick up her Kleenex, Jess had an intense sinugasm which allowed her to breathe briefly through her nose.
by Heybee March 19, 2009
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Simulcast

When one empties their bowels and bladder simultaneously, typically as an ultimate sign of disrespect. Similar to the flaming bag of poo on a doorstep.
“He pissed me off so much, I stared him right in the eye and simulcasted on the sidewalk.”
by LemonStack February 27, 2021
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Soulgasm

When a person you like drops mad wisdom bombs on you. Just when you thought they couldn't get hotter...
I went to lunch with that guy I met at yoga class and he gave me multiple soulgasms!
by DJ Rhiannon May 26, 2016
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sinugasm

The exquisite, involuntary sinus reaction to being engulfed in Wasabe or Hot English Mustard. See also sinulate (sinus ejaculate) pronounced syn-u-lut
Things were going OK at the State Dinner until I had a sinugasm over the beef and mustard. When the poor Vice President had to wipe the sinulate off her blouse I thought I was going to pass out!
by barney_b December 9, 2009
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simultasticrap

1. Describes a situation that is both fantastic and crappy at the same time.
Jenna: I think I failed that math test, but at least I got to sit next to the hot new kid!

Bianca: Sounds simultasticrap.
by whattheeffisgoingon March 5, 2011
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Simulgaynious

When two things or people are gay at the same time. Used more commonly outside of couples.

Adverb: Simulgayniously
Mark and Cory simulgaynilusly scoffed at someone's terrible fashion choices.

Frances and Jane were simulgaynious in their listening of acoustic rock music.
by Stewie the Unikitty October 20, 2017
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Simultasking

Performing more than one task at a time in a manner that doesn't diminish proficiency or efficacy of the combined tasks.
Mike was simultasking by building quality time with his daughter and maintaining his fitness when he used his daughter as additional weight for stair climbing.

Driving, talking on the phone, and applying makeup can be multi-tasked but not simultasked because one activity diminishes capability in the other activity when performed at the same time.
by Hopajoo2 April 8, 2019
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