impotent

someone who is incapable/ineffective at performing a task or job responsibilities; one who disappoints everyone with their lack of ability.

stacy is an impotent staff who offers nothing to our team.

don't expect jamie to get anything done. she's the most impotent marketing director ever.

by fivenightrental March 4, 2009

omni-impotent

Where a man is so shit in bed, he's dissappointed even the women he hasn't been with

Kev was such a sub standard lover he was almost omni-impotent: women who didn't know him wanted to not be with him

by sweetc October 23, 2009

simportant

Something that is simple and important at the same time.

To avoid the gum disease GINGIVITIS, it is very simportant to brush and floss your teeth regularly.

by kirupa June 23, 2013

impotent rage

Approximating the punitive and terroristic actions of the russian military on Ukrainian Independence Day of 24th of August 2022.

After russian forces reportedly ground to a halt, Ukraine celebrated their independence from moscow rule under the USSR while defending themselves from russia in the full scale invasion of 2022.

The russian military targeted a train station to kill Ukranian civilians and create fear in the Ukrainian civilian population. Unfortunately for russia, Ukraine has not yet perished and the impotent rage of the russians against the Ukrainians is recorded each day that their war of aggression and conquest continues.

Are you 6 months into losing a three day blitzkrieg that you started?

Is your foe celebrating their independence day from you?

Is the worst you can do to commit a small scale terrorist attack on 15 civilians, localised entirely within a train station?

You are russia and are experiencing impotent rage.

by HIMARSk August 25, 2022

impotent

weak or shitty weed.

living up to his name ol limp dick Bob scored us another o z of impotent weed.

by tellitizaman September 10, 2010

Simportant

A word from.the famous community of Simp.

"Girl in game? Gotta friend list her and creep her out by talking everyday, and trying to get into her life by all means, it's simportant"

by BlessedHeaven September 21, 2020

Simportant

When a Simp thinks it's important to display his affection even though it creeps someone out.

"Girl in game? Gotta friend list her and creep her out by talking everyday, and trying to get into her life by all means, it's simportant"

by Ellaphantasticc September 21, 2020