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Simpel Crust™

A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office
Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.
by Simpelist Crust™ July 10, 2019
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Simplasexual

Simplasexuality is a sexual orientation where people only experience sexual attraction to people of simplawin village
This guy/girl is Simplasexual. He'll fuck anything from Simplawin.
by anonymous October 13, 2020
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simplea

simplea is a term used by skaters and artists when somebody is being an absolute idiot or being a bit of a bitch.
can be used as a verb or a noun.

frequently also used by those in art galleries or at fashion shows when something is a bit shit.
“Wow, my art is really great
“Simplea”
“Hey that’s not fair, your a simplea”
by gr!ffskates October 19, 2020
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simplea

A term used by skaters and artists when someone is being a bitch or their work is shit. Also used by people frequenting fashion shows to say that an outfit is a bit shit.

can be used as an adjective or a noun. generally derogatory and used towards people who are two faced liars. synonyms include bitch and shit.
“hey your art is simplea”
nah bro your simplea and so is your fit
“as if my fit is simplea. learn some sense man and fuck off simplea”
by gr!ffskates October 19, 2020
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Simplash

When you see someone you simp for and look away not realizing it’s them but quickly look back as your brain processes who it is you saw.

Can also be defined as watching an edit of your fave and seeing a video/scene you haven’t yet seen and/or fully appreciated.
A: “Did you see that new Hawks edit on YouTube?”
B: “Hell yeah! When I tell you at like 15 seconds in I got some major Simplash.”
A: “Bitch, me too!”
by Mystic_Mess December 17, 2020
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simpular

A title eorth praise or disrespect and commonly used in front of their name.
Look at simpular John he is a such loser.
Hey isn't that simpular scuffy he is the best
by Simpscuffy January 20, 2021
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Simpelicous

He is such a Simpelicous
by imaniggathatspeaksfacts April 19, 2021
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