Smeet Frog

A "fearsome critter" reputed to live in Michigan. Supposedly, it is a hairy frog which has large webs between its arms and legs, allowing it to glide like a flying squirrel. It enjoys sub-zero temperatures, and during the summer it migrates to the north pole to keep cool.

Woah! Look! That smeet frog is even wierder than that fur-bearing trout we saw earlier!

by Knighshade July 11, 2004

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Simpette

A female who simps and or is chasing you and trying to sleep with you

her: hey Wanna Fuck
Me: nah im not bustin for you i have priorities you Simpette

by Simp-ette February 15, 2021

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The Mighty Smeet

Goat-Man

Forged in union of Mrs Smeet and a billy goat under the watchful gaze James Blunt.

Now in the world with only himself as a friend and his 4 guitars The Mighty Smeet aims to dominate the Southern regions of Birmingham and locate his real adoptive father James Earl Jones.

Girl 1: OMG!!! Its James Blunt.

Girl 2: Woah Sheela, that ain't James Blunt...thats the Mighty Smeet. Fetch the Sheriff.

by Mike Rotchfield March 21, 2008

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simmeth

- verb, (from oldarn english). 1. To accumulate machinery
in an unbelievably fortiutous manner.
2. To buy, sell and trade in
such a way as to aquire machinery with minimal to no actual cash
outlay.
3. To make a really good deal.
("he simmethed an Ollie 260 and a Tanny 36 from his uncle sam")

- noun, 1. an incredibly good machinery deal.
("Bill got the best simmeth of 2003")

Verb:("he simmethed an Ollie 260 and a Tanny 36 from his uncle sam")

Noun:("Bill got the best simmeth of 2003")

by Dave Potts...from Barry Stup January 4, 2004

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