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Simpering Pantywaist

a small man-boy who smiles in a self-consious and silly manner
"Geekwad over there is a simpering pantywaist" said Biff, the bully.
by Anonymous March 21, 2003
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slavering fangs

Fangs that slaver, i.e. the fangs of a grue. When it is mentioned on the Internet, it nearly always refers to the grues of Zork.
>up
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> north
Oh, no! You have walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue!

**** You have died ****
by an elite December 4, 2009
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Shivering Sven

A Nordic sex move in which the man slowly removes his many fur coats and uses them to humiliate his partner.
I gave Ingrid a Shivering Sven the other day, but her favorite still remains the Hjalberg Haddock.
by Phemme Phallic January 15, 2021
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Shivering Balls

When you are sexually attracted to another your balls will shiver for them
Harry walks in the room
As soon as Jules sees harry his balls shiver from the longing of Harry
Jules: "mmm my balls are shivering from excitement!"
Harry: "Smaziesss. We both have Shivering Balls!"
by @lel. fu July 11, 2021
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silverified

“Hey do you know silverified?
oh yeah, he’s not bee the…”
by doublecheeseburge September 19, 2021
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Sileeming

To throw up from the smell of any alcoholic beverage.

This includes vomiting from holding a shot glass of tequila close to the nasal area and regurgitating homemade Indian food from the distinct scent of beer.

It may also include sniffing a shot glass that previously had some alcoholic beverage inside and then spitting chunks or emphatically defending the city of Philadelphia or the Harry Potter series and then barfing up a storm.
"Hey man, I can't believe it. I sileemed it last night. So embarrassing."

"She's super hot, but she sileemed it in front of me. She's in my No Fly Zone now."

"I gotta get buzzed for this party tonight, but I gotta make sure I don't drink too much and sileem it. That's not justice."

"Let's kick that kid who's sileeming right now into his own vomit."
by Aladin's Weed Dealer August 1, 2011
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Severing The Velvet

When a female fingers and pleasures herself; girls masturbating basically. Severing= fingering, "destroying" Velvet=vagina, pussy, twat and "the" obviously means "the"
Breathe Carolina <3 - Velvet : "...Princess, I just wanna witness, watch you, severing that velvet, I won't say the word, say the word"

girl 1: OH EM GEE! WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU?
girl 2: sorry love, i was busy severing the velvet
girl 1: umm,....yeah.....
*awkward silence*
by WISE IDIOT August 22, 2011
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