Sinister Finister

God of the bass. Known to hang out with Nasty Maggots. A Cabbage Night Orchestra staple. All tremble in his presence, not due to fear, but rather to the low-frequency rumbles from the 4-stringed instrument of Satin (not Satan, but Satin – dark overlord of the underworld of disturbing artwork). “Sinister Finister”…the uttering of his very name causes your car to stall, your guitar to detune or snare drum head to break. An evil, evil presence which must be stopped in our lifetime, before somebody pokes an eye out.

Man, I went to see the Nasty Maggots last night, and Sinister Finister was there, and after the show on the way home, we were talking about him, and my car stalled!

by Slashy J. Izzbourne October 30, 2004

sinister

Sinister means evil. It comes from the Italian word sinistra, meaning left. When children reached for something with their left hand it was hit, as left handedness was considered to be a sign of the devil. Of course, this didn't happen much outside of Italy.

You sinister child!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

sinister

Evil ; relentless, corrupt.

being sinister is the only way of life

by Sinister April 11, 2005

splister

Sperm-Blisters

Blister like patches that appear on one's hand. This is caused by not cleaning your hands after wanking.

Ted: 'Yo Barry you have a load of blisters on your fingers'.

Barry: 'There Splisters man not blisters'.

Ted: 'Oh ok go wash your hands!!'

by Ma-Cheese-Moe November 10, 2007

sillmetery

A windowsill with dead bugs laying on it. From sill (cem)etery.

Go get the vacuum and clean off the sillmetery.

by smuck May 14, 2005

Sinister

Derrick Tribbett otherwise known as Sinister is from Daisy De La Hoya's show Daisy of Love. He lives in a house with many guys, one his best friend named Chi Chi. Who he later tells Daisy to send home.

Sinister's hot.
and a rockstar(:

Person #1: Whose that guy with the tattoos from Daisy of Love?

Person #2: SINISTER!!!

by sinister lover(: June 30, 2009

Josh Silvester

Josh, Short for Joshua, A tall and slim gentleman with a dry sense of humour. Silvester another word for Jester which gives away his comedy side. It's a bit of a clue.

Josh also stands for (Just Obscene Sexual Hugs).

Gay Homo Sexual Geek Josh Silvester

by LarsFromMars June 5, 2011