SIDS

Self-inflicted Dirty Sanchez

I was smelling my finger last night and accidently gave myself a SIDS.

by nav3000k September 25, 2010

K-Sids

A disgusting disease that gives one black spots all around the base of your penis. Open sores and annoying puss will seep from these gaping holes. It may also cause the afflicted ears to burn with an obnoxious sound that you hope to never have to listen to again.

Man did you see that girl who thinks she's the cooler then everybody else? Ya man, she'll deff give you a bad case of the k-sids.

by TheGeneralPublic666 April 8, 2011

SIDS

Sudden Infantile Dumbass Syndrome. Occurs when an adult baby is placed in time out and loses a toy and he tries to get it unsuccessfully, and he gets hurt or dies because of it

When Barnaby was placed in time out, he discovered that he had lost his teddy bear. As he reached out of his adult-sized crib to get it, the crib closed on his neck crushing it. He had died suddenly of SIDS. He should have waited for his wife to come back after he had cooled off from his tantrum.

by chad'srockergrrrll October 21, 2010

SIDS

Small Irish Dick Syndrome - Being of Irish decent and having a less than average sized penis.

Billy (with a lisp): Quinn is such a hot red-headed nugget daddy. I'd love to take his dick..
Bob: Quinn has SIDS. So you're not going to get much of a ride out of that!

Billy: Guess I'll have to suck on his pacifier instead!

by Skawt September 19, 2018

SIDS

Small Island Developing States.

Dr Toepfer was speaking at the launch of a Unep report on the plight of small island developing states, known as Sids.

by Chris January 6, 2005

sids

a hybrid of scene kids-sids

"Hye look at them sids!"

by adamski24 March 31, 2007

sidsandwich

wen you put a swedish guy between two bits of bread

troy: nat will you make me a sidsandwich?

nat: sure thing troy, you want cheese on it too?

troy: hell yh

by troymusefan May 3, 2007