Saddle For Carrying

When you have to carry the lads everyday. Used to reduce back pain. Just equip it and carry to your heart's desire.

Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.

Pal: "Yo dawg did you do the lab? It's due tonight and I haven't even started 😩."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."

***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."

by Lead Bud 123 May 25, 2021

saddleback

a term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities.

After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage.

by atm86 January 18, 2009

siddhesh

he is a legend born in centuries and also a warrior.hottest among guys and strongest too.

i wish i could be like siddhesh ........

by ceraunophilia September 6, 2017

saddle her up

A cowboyish way to ask a woman to prepare for sex.

I told Marylou to get back in the camper and saddle her up!

by I, Wreckerrr April 18, 2021

john waynes saddle bags

piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps

my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)

by gilly_willy June 9, 2004

jerk saddle

noun - towel that you lay on your computer chair to prevent bare ass juice from leaving a residue when jerking. Often just tossed in the corner afterwards and left there until the next session.

Did you at least use a jerk saddle? Of course I did. I'm not a fucking animal.

by FlameOn! September 17, 2015

Siddhesh

Siddhesh is the best guy ever. He is very smart and is ver brave. Siddhesh is very talented at sports and computers and reading and maths and everything. He is a good friend and will be there for you when you need him. He is king of the world and he is the best person you’ll ever meet.

*William sees Siddhesh: “Oh I wish I could be Siddhesh. He so much better than me”

by Jbyigfggfyigsvdfdgf June 27, 2019