It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"
by Officer_figpucker69 February 7, 2017
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May also be used as 'nifty'. Or 'what is going on?' depending on tone of voice and context.
An exclamatory phrase.
May also be used as shazamite-effing-ishness.
May also be used as 'nifty'. Or 'what is going on?' depending on tone of voice and context.
An exclamatory phrase.
May also be used as shazamite-effing-ishness.
by PiesWithNoEyes March 4, 2009
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by prolinium November 28, 2002
Get the shizamn mug.At the intersection of shit happening and humorous turn of unwelcome events lies the shizaster. Derived from the Greeko-Roman root 'shit' and Latin 'disaster', shizaster is a term commonly employed as a happy medium between the long-winded 'shit just happened' and an overstated description of the event as a 'disaster'. Used by soccer moms, presidents, and entertainers alike, shizaster reflects and describes the nature of the unfortunate event with toyota-prius-like efficiency and syllable footprint that is both ecofriendly and deserving of admiration and awe from those unfamiliar with the term.
Entertainment:
From Michael Vicks attorney to Michael Vick "Mike, if you even so much as give a dirty look to a puppy on a street corner, we will have a major PR shizaster on our hands."
Politics:
Sarah Palin "Who would have thought that Bristol getting knocked up would turn my campaing into a complete shizaster"
Housekeeping:
From wife to husband: "Edward, your careless and disorganized ways will turn this home into the same shizaster you have going on in our garage"
Parenting:
From father to son: "Bobby, if you mention anything to your mother about daddy's lady-friend visitor today, mommy will turn this marriage into a shizaster"
Nurtition:
From mother to son: "Bobby you know what our healthcare system says: An apple a day keeps a financial shizaster away. It will also prevent you from turning into a fat-fuck adulterer like your father."
From Michael Vicks attorney to Michael Vick "Mike, if you even so much as give a dirty look to a puppy on a street corner, we will have a major PR shizaster on our hands."
Politics:
Sarah Palin "Who would have thought that Bristol getting knocked up would turn my campaing into a complete shizaster"
Housekeeping:
From wife to husband: "Edward, your careless and disorganized ways will turn this home into the same shizaster you have going on in our garage"
Parenting:
From father to son: "Bobby, if you mention anything to your mother about daddy's lady-friend visitor today, mommy will turn this marriage into a shizaster"
Nurtition:
From mother to son: "Bobby you know what our healthcare system says: An apple a day keeps a financial shizaster away. It will also prevent you from turning into a fat-fuck adulterer like your father."
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Get the Shizar mug.by Bumblethot69 May 9, 2019
Get the Shazaming mug.Shezane means undefeated. The name Shezane derives from Persian background. Shezane was a royal name in the old Persia . The name Shezane is very unique. Only 1% people have this name.
My name is Shezane .
by Shezane April 19, 2018
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