swalk

Sealed With a Loving Kiss ~
found on the back Valentines envelopes.

by chestd April 27, 2003

Shwalein'

1. When someone is kidding, joking, or bull shitting.

1. "you gotta be shwalein' me!"
2. "stop shwalein' over there."

by Electric cadaver April 15, 2009

Shwanked

A term used when someone or something was completely off. When someone fucked up.

(watching the bears game)-wow he really shwanked that kick

Sam-Dude you were horrible in beer pong tonight!

Zac-I know man I shwanked hella cups.

by gocubsgo4 May 9, 2009

Shwallace

When a broad talks so much that you have to fuck her face just to shut her up. You usually end up with insomnia and a chaffed ball bag.

Guy 1: Man, you look tired.
Guy 2: I banged out this broad like 9 times just to shut her up. I haven't slept in 36 hours. I totally got Shwallaced again.

by Frank Decimal November 15, 2011

shalkore

A term for someone with a small penis.

Dude, that guy is totally shalkore in the pants!

by Benny November 10, 2004

Shalking

When you're on your laptop or phone while on the toilet.
lit. Shitting and talking.

I was shalking to her the other night while I was on the toilet.

by Gelatini May 19, 2011

shwake

Annoying,
exaggerating looking bitch
Ugly shovel looking ass bitch with rakey ass hair

"ooh girl" says jackie
"what?" Says queen
"that girl was looking shwakey af today".

by biglipzbaby June 4, 2013